How do we measure Quality?
On this scale, fewer beers means a better movie. If a film keeps you so engaged that you don’t need a drink, it scores low. The more beers it takes to get through, the worse the movie was.
1 Beer: Great — only one beer for fun, not survival.
2 Beers: Decent — had a few slow parts, but still enjoyable.
3 Beers: Meh — starting to need drinks to stay entertained.
4 Beers: Rough — alcohol improves it more than the plot does.
5 Beers: Terrible — only bearable if you’re too buzzed to care.
About Us
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You can submit your own review right on our Leave A Review page! Just fill out the form, drop your thoughts, and we’ll give it a look. Whether it’s a movie, show, or streaming gem, we love hearing your takes.
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We pick movies and shows based on what’s popular, trending, or just something we actually want to watch. Sometimes it’s what’s blowing up online, sometimes it’s what our friends and peers are talking about. Basically, if people our age are watching it (or roasting it), we’re reviewing it.
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All our reviews are written by 5 college students who love film, binge-watch way too much TV, and aren’t afraid to keep it real. We write the way we talk — honest, funny, and unfiltered.
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A good review is engaging, raw, and real. It doesn’t have to sound fancy — it just needs to say what you actually think. Be honest, be specific, and have fun with it. If your review makes someone laugh or rethink a movie, you nailed it.